Thursday, March 31, 2011

Frank Willems

This orange chair from Dutch designer Frank Willems gets its unique shape from recycled mattresses. Willems learned that mattresses are the one of the more difficult things to dispose of and decided to attempt creative re-use of them.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

All-Time Greatest

An illegal alien, in Polk County, Florida, who got pulled over in a routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him. The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at close range.

Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.

A state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area. As soon as he took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him. They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:

"Because that's all the ammunition we had."

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes. When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet wounds in his body, he simply replied:

"When you are shot 68 times you are naturally gonna die."

Friday, March 25, 2011

Club 103

Berlin, Germany

See you there Tina G

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Big Swim

Hollywood, California

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Have To Tell

There's gonna be a long goodbye on this rainy hill. I can stand in rain in all kinds of temperature and control my shakes to be really quick tremors or giant quakers and baby when I do my quakes I could be the scenery in a blockbuster movie on the first night at the drive-in. The kind where the state troopers have to tell all the people stoppin on the side of the highway to move on and move on quickly and safely. Buckle up now. Buckle up for the greatest show on earth.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Kevin At The Getty

1.) "Let's live life in a light violet mist - that would be a great achievement."

2.) "It takes just shy of 600 miles on an east-west running interstate freeway to smoke 19 Camel filter cigarettes."

3.) "Neither of the above."

Monday, March 21, 2011


Paris, France

Friday, March 18, 2011

Jon Gould

Aspen, Colorado
Poloaroid Spectra
last century

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter

Then one night he found that Daisy had pierced holes in little Portia's ears for earrings. And another time a kewpie doll with feather skirts was on the mantlepiece when he came home, and Daisy was gentle and hard and and would not put it away. He knew, too, that Daisy was teaching the children the cult of meekness. She told them all about hell and heaven. Also she convinced them of ghosts and of haunted places. Daisy went to church every Sunday and she talked sorrowfully to the preacher of her own husband. And with her stubbornness she always took the children to the church, too, and they listened.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Had Taken

It was like the trip I had taken to Marrakech and every sandy dog I gazed upon would stare and then squint their eyes at me.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Bettina Gilois

Istanbul, Turkey

Nikon D3000
1/80 second
ISO 200
54 mm (35mm equiv.)

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

The Putrid Banks Of The Neches

The place was permeated by a sickly silence, interrupted from time to time by the odd angry outburst.

Its inhabitants would stare vacantly into space, plunged in a perpetual night-time darkness.

The light of day could not penetrate it.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Kathy Griffin

"I was raised right. I talk about people behind their backs.

It's called manners."

Monday, March 7, 2011

Luis Ludzska

"Resting Labrador"

original painting acrylic on canvas

38" x 28"


Thursday, March 3, 2011

Melo-Death Party 2

Melo-Death party 2 @ Floyd Club

Hope to see you there !!!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Meet And Greet

I'm trying to get a "Meet And Greet" with either Les Moonves or Chuck Lorre for "Three And A Half Men" since I just found out that Charlie Sheen's fake age on his bio is only five years off of my fake age on MY bio.

Les Moonves only gave John Stamos 5 minutes.

Plus . . . Charlie almost looks MY age. This week. Oy.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Guy Bourdin

Charles Jourdan campaign
Spring 1979

Pinecone Stew