Spoke To

It was a simple task, really. Move a five million pound hand-hammered solid copper table from Surprise Furniture into the duplex of Julian Schnabel's Palazzo Chupi on West 11th Street, overlooking the Hudson River.

The two movers spoke to a god they hadn't thought of in years.

She Was

The entire time she was singing in Japanese, I thought she was singing in French.

So guess I will have that tab of acid after all.

Out On

Bucky's Gran Torino broke down out on the interstate and was stripped and left wafting on four rusty tire jacks seventeen miles past the old Rest Area. And now this . . .

Fait Irruption

Homme nu fait irruption dans la maison.
Les aliments cuisent.
Prend une douche.
Pas celui-ci, mais l'un à côté.

Figurehead

A man living on the fumes of a dwindling family trust waits for a phone call that might change his fate while trying to escape the shadow of his successful father.

Nena Woolworth

Los Angeles, California
20013

Eat Free

Eat free candy.  Eat free candy hard. 

Shiny, Shiny Emmy

As ALL of you know by now, our beautiful Bettina Gilois has been nominated for a shiny, shiny Emmy Award for "Outstanding Writing For A Limited Series, Movie Or A Dramatic Special" - 2015.

She is my uber tour de force, Bests, and partner in crime. And she has radicalized me to all things that are wonderful and great.

See you there!!