Wednesday, August 26, 2015

Spoke To

It was a simple task, really. Move a five million pound hand-hammered solid copper table from Surprise Furniture into the duplex of Julian Schnabel's Palazzo Chupi on West 11th Street, overlooking the Hudson River.

The two movers spoke to a god they hadn't thought of in years.

Monday, August 24, 2015

She Was

The entire time she was singing in Japanese, I thought she was singing in French.

So guess I will have that tab of acid after all.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Out On

Bucky's Gran Torino broke down out on the interstate and was stripped and left wafting on four rusty tire jacks seventeen miles past the old Rest Area. And now this . . .

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Fait Irruption

Homme nu fait irruption dans la maison.
Les aliments cuisent.
Prend une douche.
Pas celui-ci, mais l'un à côté.

Tuesday, August 11, 2015


A man living on the fumes of a dwindling family trust waits for a phone call that might change his fate while trying to escape the shadow of his successful father.

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Thursday, August 6, 2015

Eat Free

Eat free candy.  Eat free candy hard. 

Monday, August 3, 2015

Shiny, Shiny Emmy

As ALL of you know by now, our beautiful Bettina Gilois has been nominated for a shiny, shiny Emmy Award for "Outstanding Writing For A Limited Series, Movie Or A Dramatic Special" - 2015.

She is my uber tour de force, Bests, and partner in crime. And she has radicalized me to all things that are wonderful and great.

See you there!!

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Out Of

It was like fire coming out of a monkey's head.

Saturday, July 18, 2015

Lana Del Rey

"All those special times I spent with you, my love,
They don't mean shit compared to all your drugs."

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Pamela Hanson

© Pamela Hanson
Raina With Guitar #1, LA (French Marie Claire) 1991

Black and white photograph made with archival pigments on fine art rag paper with glossy finish.
12.00 x 17.00 in
30.5 x 43.2 cm
Edition of 150

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Christo and Jeanne-Claude

Wall of Oil Barrels - The Iron Curtain
Rue Visconti, Paris
circa 1968

Offset lithograph
Image Size: 24.75 x 19.5 in. (62.86 x 49.53 cm.)
Overall Size: 35 x 24 in. (88.9 x 60.96 cm.)
Signed lower right in red

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Bill Reid Hollywood Producer

"I don't need no stinking seat belt.

I prefer to be thrown free and clear from the wreckage."

Monday, June 22, 2015

Sunday, June 7, 2015

Took It

He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar.

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Bill Reid Hollywood Producer

"He pitched a script and two stars that could sully the Ganges."

Monday, June 1, 2015

Trip Down

"Join me please as I trip down the incomprehensible trail of proper nouns."

Christina Oxenberg

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Pinecone Stew