Friday, September 27, 2013

Where It Counts

"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China.

If we spend it on gasoline, it goes to the Arabs.

If we buy a computer it will go to India.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany.

If we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the United States.

I've been doing my part."

Dr. Marc Faber
Investment Analyst and Entrepreneur


Jon said...


Even though it's frighteningly true, it gave me a much-needed laugh.

H A R R Y G O A Z said...

Hey Jon!

Sending you love and white light as always . . . *


Jon said...

You're welcome to visit me:

Jéanne said...

Harry, this is choice! It's funny, because it's true! :D

Ana Bailune said...

LOL! Awesome! But first be sure that she's not a foreigner.

Jane Bernard said...

Thanks for the chuckle! Let's invest in humor!

Polly anna said...

Something is it in :)))

bonsaimum said...


Anonymous said...

Harsh reality that has been described in an interesting and funny way.

entregaenmedias/ said...

wow, there is no other way

sara alcobendas said...

jjajajajajajaj!!!!!! really yoo,re very woorry about USA economy.... believe me in Spain is worst

Ευάγγελος said...

That seems to be a great truth. You know better.

Glad to meet you.

I hope in the futurε.


jjajjajj creo que las prostitutas están por todos lados tio ajjajj, y eso de que son de allí todas na, que va, las lumis = a prostitutas, son de todas partes, es más yo diría que, las lumis, son de donde quieren ellas y los macros,= macarras,o chulo de putas. pero creo que son utiles y su trabajo esencial para que mucha gente haga o coja sus servicios, y que posiblemente eviten, miles de violaciones, si no estuviesen estas ultimas. osea hace un gran trabajo y tendriamos que agradecerlo por lo que pasan las pobres y que muchas de ellas acaban asesinadas por cuatro criminales...saludos a todos y mis respetos para ellas, mis besos para vosotras

Pinecone Stew