Kevin At The Getty

a.) it was like stepping on the third rail

b.) the tornado was so loud that you could barely hear the screams of the campers

c.) indicative of deceptive imitations in the voice patterns

d.) all of the above

Kevin At The Getty

1. How to use promotional golf gifts for recreational drugs.

2. Trillions of dollars are sitting on the sidelines of the DJIA.

3. Being able to see through Courtney Love's new shirt.

4. All of the above.

Kevin At The Getty

a.) Perhaps a bottle of your finest would be handsome to this conversation.

b.) Would you take the air with me?

c.) Do you wanna funk?

d.) All of the above.

Kevin At The Getty

1. How to use promotional golf gifts for recreational drugs.

2. Trillions of dollars are sitting on the sidelines of the DJIA.

3. Being able to see through Courtney Love's new shirt.

4. All of the above.

Kevin At The Getty

a.) it was like stepping on the third rail

b.) the tornado was so loud that you could barely hear the screams of the campers

c.) indicative of deceptive imitations in the voice patterns

d.) all of the above

Kevin At The Getty

1.) Man builds airplane in basement.

2.) Where is the verve in this relationship?

3.) We use a pound of hops per barrel.

4.) All of the above.

Kevin At The Getty

a.) oh dear, it's got that need to be assembled look to it

b.) with more specificity a pirational movement, but not indicative of the final stage of planning

c.) aliens have been going to Asia for decades

d.) all of the above

Kevin At The Getty

1.) "Let's live life in a light violet mist - that would be a great achievement."

2.) "It takes just shy of 600 miles on an east-west running interstate freeway to smoke 19 Camel filter cigarettes."

3.) "Neither of the above."

Kevin At The Getty

Dear Kevin At The Getty,

Can we change our astrological sign if we are so inclined?

Pisces In Peoria

Dear Pisces In Peoria,

Nope. You're a Pisces and that's that. If you should try and change that, a Porsche dealership somewhere will go out of business - maybe in Palm Beach or Westport!

Kevin At The Getty

Gretchen Greenwood

Palm Springs, California 2010

Kevin At The Getty

"It was a cross between losing a major appendage in a fiery car wreck and having Camille Grammer latch onto your arm in public."

Kevin At The Getty

"It was like staring into the eyes of a cobra without an antacid."

Gretchen Greenwood

California and Ocean
Santa Monica, California
2010

Kevin At The Getty

Kevin astride Homer.
Ojai, California
2010

Kevin At The Getty

"And now, another chapter of triple keg-like behavior"

Kevin At The Getty

"I don't want to hear one more story about a load-bearing wall this week!"

Kevin Murphy

Ojai, California
2009

Missive From Kevin Murphy Regarding Meat

Dear Kenyon -

I'm listening to a new album by a guy named Mat Kearney - you probably know who
he is. If not I will send it to you - I like it very much.

I even made a great meatloaf, but I better not send it to you.

XOXO,
Keviness

Missive From Kevin Murphy Regarding Duke

Aren't you the greatest?

I took that picture last Summer.

Duke lives on my friend's ranch in Ojai.

His daddy belongs to Peter Fonda and his mom belongs to Mary Crosby.

He's a Hollywood Ranch Pup!

Travis

He might not have owned a pellet gun (we called them bb guns, did you?), but his daddy let him shoot his shotgun on Saturday afternoons after his chores were done.

They had a hog pen at their place for a while, til they all got loose one night.

Kevin Murphy