All Fun

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Happy Birthday, Jesus!!

Happy Holidays!!
"Silent Night"
© Markus Henttonen

Road To

The road to mental health is just around the corner.
Not this corner, but a corner in another state.

Half

It was like when Burt Sugarman left a half lid of 'Maui Wowie' in the banquette at The Beverly Wilshire right before I had to walk across the street to the shrink.

Natural Born Killers

Woody Harrelson and Julliette Lewis
Oliver Stone's 'Natural Born Killers'
1994

And now . . .

Merry Thanksgiving!!

Michelle Loud

Mohave Freeway
1976

Some

I ran some today.  On purpose.

Merry Halloween !!!

Walks In

Jannelle is 5'10" and likes caviar and champagne and long walks in the park.

Is No

I hear an ice cream truck.
There is no ice cream truck.

It Was

It was like the time Gregory Peck tossed an aluminum ladder into the whirling blades of a helicopter.

There Was

There was a time when this kind of thing didn't matter.

The Party

During the first week she walked up and down the halls by herself and thought about this. She planned about being with some bunch almost as much as she thought of music. Those two things were in her head all the time. And finally she got the idea of the party.

She was strict with the invitations. No Grammar School kids and nobody under twelve years old. She just asked people between thirteen and fifteen. She knew everybody she invited good enough to speak to them in the halls - and when she didn't know their names she asked to find out. She called up those who had a telephone, and the rest she invited at school.

Held The

Harry's adult life held the lilting resonance of a teenage lolly gagging.

Bettina Gilois

More Partial Stories About Glass Hats

Its inscrutable combination of muscle and finesse bears evidence of endless tweaking.

No Message

No message is a message.
And now this!

How To

1. How to use promotional golf gifts for recreational drugs.

2. Trillions of dollars are sitting on the sidelines of the DJIA.

3. Being able to see through Courtney Love's new shirt.

4. All of the above.

More

More perturbing tales about the Blackfoot Indians and how cleaning your oven can be toxic.

Gretchen Greenwood

Palm Springs, California
2010

Debrosses Street

New York City
2014

Sean Penn

Los Angeles, California
1976

Lou Reed

Happy Birthday, Nick!!

Hans Jacob Haarseth

Linda Pedersen

Don't Call Me Dude, Part VIII

Pages 83, 84, 85, 171,172, 181, and 187 ripped, tossed or hidden from the Encyclopedia Of Mayhem.

Relentless Mercury Retrograde

Still.

Relentless.

Still.

Rafa !!!

The tornado was so loud that you could barely discern the screams of the campers . . .

Walter Albini

Walter Albini
Villa d'Este
Tivoli, Italy
1980

Bill Reid Hollywood Producer

"He pitched a script and two stars that could sully the Ganges."

Gwendolyn Bradford Goaz

Lucca, Italy

1952

Jello

Jellorama Bonanza
The Ojai, Hollywood California
Polaroid Spectra
last century

Kevin At The Getty

a.) it was like stepping on the third rail

b.) the tornado was so loud that you could barely hear the screams of the campers

c.) indicative of deceptive imitations in the voice patterns

d.) all of the above

Happy Easter

She's Got

She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine

Yoko

They say the lake is as big as the ocean.
 
I love you today, Yoko.
Chelsea, New York
2014
xoxo H

Gwen Goaz Watel

Nikon FM
Tri X black & white

Even Cowgirls

You darling. What's happening? You're holed up on East Tenth Street growing pale.

Pale as a phantom tangled in lace curtains.

Pale as the foam on a maniac's lips.

Fogo Island Inn

Fogo Island is a remote, accessible island located off the Northeast Coast of Newfoundland, Canada – just over halfway between the equator and the North Pole. Its climate features seven seasons. It is the largest of an archipelago of islands at the very eastern edge of the North American continent; Far, far away yet close enough for short getaways.

Even More Cowgirls

Outside, it's turning warm. Folks in the less respectable tenements are beginning to take the evening air from their fire escapes.

Down the street, the Puerto Rican husbands have moved their domino games onto the sidewalks.

The little bow-wows and woof-woofs are starting to pant again.

Made In The USA

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."

Good friends.

Good times.

Rio Open 2014

Rafa !!!
Rio Open 2014
Jockey Club Brasileiro
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
practice . . . practice . . . practice . . .

Los Angeles

Los Angeles, California
© Sally Hershberger
2013