Bettina Gilois

Bettina Gilois' entire CD collection was wiped down and placed in alphabetical order.

Jimi Hendrix's, "Electric Ladyland" was followed by a regifted Whitney Houston.

Paid For Farming Families

When Anne was travelling, her almoner made contact with needy villagers 'overcharged with children'.

She gave alms valued at 100 crowns a week to poor relief, helped pregnant women and even paid for farming families in difficulties to buy new livestock.

Kimmy Robertson

Girl can dance and I love her.

Upon The Pillows

Suddenly she decided that it would be inexcusable not to let her parents know she was staying the night.

She went into the bedroom and lay on the bed, resting the telephone on her stomach.

It moved ridiculously while she dialed.

Her mother, not her father, answered.

"Thank God," she said to herself, and she let her head fall back upon the pillows.

The Honeyed Bear Trap

The bear hunter does not chase his prey; a bear that knows it is hunted is nearly impossible to catch and is ferocious if cornered.

Instead, the hunter lays traps baited with honey.

He does not exhaust himself and risk his life in pursuit.

He baits, then waits.

Is Supposed To

Lucifer is supposed to be helping us, not plaguing us with midgets and junkies.

Ricky And Harry

Richard Beymer and Harry Goaz
"Twin Peaks"
ABC Television
last century

Kool Marder

"Last week's development meeting was heavier than a multi-generational resource war in the Middle East."

Travis

He might not have owned a pellet gun (we called them bb guns, did you?), but his daddy let him shoot his shotgun on Saturday afternoons after his chores were done.

They had a hog pen at their place for a while, til they all got loose one night.

Kevin Murphy

Does Not

Playing with dolls does not curb violent proclivities.

Bettina Said . . . .

. . . . from her office phone to my cellular device, that the moon is hollow and fake, just towed up there a long time ago as a magnetic apparatus to stabilize this planet.

She said: it's not real

She said: it's the only planet that doesn't turn

She said: it's ridiculous

That's what she said.

Yep.

Magic

Sierra County, New Mexico

Colette Chuda

Colette and Snowball

Healthy Child Healthy World
12300 Wilshire Boulevard, Suite 320
Los Angeles, California 90025
Tel: 310.820.2030
Fax: 310.820.2070

http://healthychild.org

Waiting

Your fat ass Honey Bun is waiting for you, Mr. DeMille.

Spring Is In The Air

Thank you, Keviness. We miss you here on the creek.