Thursday, April 30, 2009

Bettina Gilois

Bettina Gilois' entire CD collection was wiped down and placed in alphabetical order.

Jimi Hendrix's, "Electric Ladyland" was followed by a regifted Whitney Houston.

Monday, April 27, 2009

Paid For Farming Families

When Anne was travelling, her almoner made contact with needy villagers 'overcharged with children'.

She gave alms valued at 100 crowns a week to poor relief, helped pregnant women and even paid for farming families in difficulties to buy new livestock.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Kimmy Robertson

Girl can dance and I love her.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Upon The Pillows

Suddenly she decided that it would be inexcusable not to let her parents know she was staying the night.

She went into the bedroom and lay on the bed, resting the telephone on her stomach.

It moved ridiculously while she dialed.

Her mother, not her father, answered.

"Thank God," she said to herself, and she let her head fall back upon the pillows.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

The Honeyed Bear Trap

The bear hunter does not chase his prey; a bear that knows it is hunted is nearly impossible to catch and is ferocious if cornered.

Instead, the hunter lays traps baited with honey.

He does not exhaust himself and risk his life in pursuit.

He baits, then waits.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Is Supposed To

Lucifer is supposed to be helping us, not plaguing us with midgets and junkies.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Ricky And Harry

Richard Beymer and Harry Goaz
"Twin Peaks"
ABC Television
last century

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Kool Marder

"Last week's development meeting was heavier than a multi-generational resource war in the Middle East."

Wednesday, April 15, 2009


He might not have owned a pellet gun (we called them bb guns, did you?), but his daddy let him shoot his shotgun on Saturday afternoons after his chores were done.

They had a hog pen at their place for a while, til they all got loose one night.

Kevin Murphy

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Does Not

Playing with dolls does not curb violent proclivities.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Bettina Said . . . .

. . . . from her office phone to my cellular device, that the moon is hollow and fake, just towed up there a long time ago as a magnetic apparatus to stabilize this planet.

She said: it's not real

She said: it's the only planet that doesn't turn

She said: it's ridiculous

That's what she said.


Thursday, April 9, 2009

Monday, April 6, 2009

Colette Chuda

Colette and Snowball

Healthy Child Healthy World
12300 Wilshire Boulevard, Suite 320
Los Angeles, California 90025
Tel: 310.820.2030
Fax: 310.820.2070

Friday, April 3, 2009


Your fat ass Honey Bun is waiting for you, Mr. DeMille.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Spring Is In The Air

Thank you, Keviness. We miss you here on the creek.

Pinecone Stew