Sunday, December 28, 2014

All Fun

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Monday, December 22, 2014

Road To

The road to mental health is just around the corner.
Not this corner, but a corner in another state.

Thursday, December 18, 2014


It was like when Burt Sugarman left a half lid of 'Maui Wowie' in the banquette at The Beverly Wilshire right before I had to walk across the street to the shrink.

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Natural Born Killers

Woody Harrelson and Julliette Lewis
Oliver Stone's 'Natural Born Killers'

Thursday, November 6, 2014


I ran some today.  On purpose.

Friday, October 24, 2014

Walks In

Jannelle is 5'10" and likes caviar and champagne and long walks in the park.

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Is No

I hear an ice cream truck.
There is no ice cream truck.

Monday, September 29, 2014

It Was

It was like the time Gregory Peck tossed an aluminum ladder into the whirling blades of a helicopter.

Sunday, September 14, 2014

There Was

There was a time when this kind of thing didn't matter.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

The Party

During the first week she walked up and down the halls by herself and thought about this. She planned about being with some bunch almost as much as she thought of music. Those two things were in her head all the time. And finally she got the idea of the party.

She was strict with the invitations. No Grammar School kids and nobody under twelve years old. She just asked people between thirteen and fifteen. She knew everybody she invited good enough to speak to them in the halls - and when she didn't know their names she asked to find out. She called up those who had a telephone, and the rest she invited at school.

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Held The

Harry's adult life held the lilting resonance of a teenage lolly gagging.

Monday, August 18, 2014

More Partial Stories About Glass Hats

Its inscrutable combination of muscle and finesse bears evidence of endless tweaking.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

No Message

No message is a message.
And now this!

Friday, August 1, 2014

How To

1. How to use promotional golf gifts for recreational drugs.

2. Trillions of dollars are sitting on the sidelines of the DJIA.

3. Being able to see through Courtney Love's new shirt.

4. All of the above.

Friday, July 25, 2014


More perturbing tales about the Blackfoot Indians and how cleaning your oven can be toxic.

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Friday, June 13, 2014

Don't Call Me Dude, Part VIII

Pages 83, 84, 85, 171,172, 181, and 187 ripped, tossed or hidden from the Encyclopedia Of Mayhem.

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Monday, June 2, 2014

Rafa !!!

The tornado was so loud that you could barely discern the screams of the campers . . .

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Bill Reid Hollywood Producer

"He pitched a script and two stars that could sully the Ganges."

Tuesday, April 29, 2014


Jellorama Bonanza
The Ojai, Hollywood California
Polaroid Spectra
last century

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Kevin At The Getty

a.) it was like stepping on the third rail

b.) the tornado was so loud that you could barely hear the screams of the campers

c.) indicative of deceptive imitations in the voice patterns

d.) all of the above

Monday, April 14, 2014

She's Got

She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine

Wednesday, April 9, 2014


They say the lake is as big as the ocean.

I love you today, Yoko.
Chelsea, New York
xoxo H

Friday, April 4, 2014

Sunday, March 23, 2014

Even Cowgirls

You darling. What's happening? You're holed up on East Tenth Street growing pale.

Pale as a phantom tangled in lace curtains.

Pale as the foam on a maniac's lips.

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Fogo Island Inn

Fogo Island is a remote, accessible island located off the Northeast Coast of Newfoundland, Canada – just over halfway between the equator and the North Pole. Its climate features seven seasons. It is the largest of an archipelago of islands at the very eastern edge of the North American continent; Far, far away yet close enough for short getaways.

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Even More Cowgirls

Outside, it's turning warm. Folks in the less respectable tenements are beginning to take the evening air from their fire escapes.

Down the street, the Puerto Rican husbands have moved their domino games onto the sidewalks.

The little bow-wows and woof-woofs are starting to pant again.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Made In The USA

Two men and a juvenile are accused of digging up a corpse, decapitating the body and using the head to smoke marijuana, according to court documents.

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man's grave, left with the head and turned it into a "bong."

Good friends.

Good times.

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Rio Open 2014

Rafa !!!
Rio Open 2014
Jockey Club Brasileiro
Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
practice . . . practice . . . practice . . .

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Pinecone Stew