Friday, May 29, 2009

In The Flames

The blaze, which started in a pot of paper flowers, spread quickly to the dancers' costumes.

At the height of the inferno, a battery of overheated Tequilla bottles began to explode in the flames.

The bandleader bravely led the orchestra in "El Rancho Grande", even as his pet Chihuahua was being trampled in the panic.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Grace Zabriskie

Another one of Graceness' stupendous art openings with friends, family and fans alike.

Frank Silva, Catherine Coulson, Harry Goaz, Grace Zabriskie, Sheryl Lee, Ray Wise, Ricky Beymer

Beverly Hills, CA
last century

Friday, May 22, 2009

There Is

For every dream there is a nightmare.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

United Artists, Ltd.

United Artists, Ltd.

325 East San Antonio Street

Marfa, Texas 79843


Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Bill Reid Hollywood Producer

"Ghosts of Girlfriends Past"

Wake me...never mind, I'm leaving.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Missive From Kevin Murphy Regarding Duke

Aren't you the greatest?

I took that picture last Summer.

Duke lives on my friend's ranch in Ojai.

His daddy belongs to Peter Fonda and his mom belongs to Mary Crosby.

He's a Hollywood Ranch Pup!

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Locker Plant

Allison V. Smith, Locker Plant. May 2004. Marfa, Texas
C-print; Edition 1/20
24 x 20 inches
Courtesy the artist and Barry Whistler Gallery, Dallas

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Al And Pat And Bob

Alfred Hitchcock, Patricia Hitchcock and Robert Cummings

Last century.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Tastier Spiced With

After a famous person dies, his biographers feel free to give him a glittering list of intimate friends.

Anecdotes are so much tastier spiced with expensive names.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Happy Mothers' Day

Gwendolyn Bradford
Rome, Italy

I love you Mom! Please forgive me for killing two of your husbands.


Friday, May 8, 2009


Q. What just passed through here?

A. Demon spawn in the guise of children.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Miss Edwina

Cornelius was there, and they had scarcely said hello when he told his son to start shifting a pile of firewood from one side of the backyard to the other.

Miss Edwina, who heard him making smacking noises when he ate -- perhaps he was so glad to have some home cooking -- told him brightly: "Turn left at the foot of the stairs, son Thomas. There's a trough for you in the kitchen."

Monday, May 4, 2009


Ain't we got fun?


Friday, May 1, 2009

Spring Is In The Air, Pt. 41

Bright red tape and lots of extra time between flights.

Can you dig it, baby?

Pinecone Stew