Monday, March 30, 2009

Friday, March 27, 2009


The Big Apple, polished with Rockefeller spit and wiped on the tight pants of a multitude of Puerto Ricans.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Michael Besman

"Another project illustrating the ominous underbelly of decency . . . . another day."

Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Crown

Place it upon your head and you assume a different pose - tranquil, yet radiating assurance.

Never show doubt, never lose your dignity beneath the crown, or it will not fit.

It will seem to be destined for one more worthy.

Do not wait for a coronation; the greatest emperors crown themselves.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Country Club Manor

Hollywood, California

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

In The Crossfire

I was caught in the crossfire between two strong and determined hedonists and staring into a monkey's eyes to fall asleep.

It was only Monday.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Klaatu Speaks

Overheard Saturday, March 14th after the DGA screening of "Watchmen."

Woman #1: The special effects gave me a headache and I'm exhausted from trying to follow all the plots.

Woman #2: I was distracted by Dr. Manhattan. I wonder if he's with an escort service. That Mr. Blue is endowed !

Woman #1: Darling, it's CGI. Let's go outside, I need a cigarette.


Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Hondo Texas

The sky is make of shiny spokes and blue tinted cotton candy today.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

St. Nick

David Lowery's, "St. Nick" at SXSW

Narrative Feature
World Premiere
Screening In: Emerging Visions
Screening Times

12:00 PM, Sunday March 15th - Alamo Ritz 2

2:30 PM, Tuesday March 17th - Alamo Ritz 2

12:30 PM, Friday March 20th - Alamo Ritz 2

everything subject to change

don't blink boys and girls

Saturday, March 7, 2009

It Was Imperative.

I was contacted yesterday by the New World Order via my Blackberry.

I was informed that it was imperative that I lend them my Chrysler.

Bettina told me to give them an emphatic no.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Bill Reid Hollywood Producer

"That story pitch went down like the jagged edge of a Centrum Performance vitamin broken in half."

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Up There

They're up in their room with Larry Mondellow.

I think they're trading marbles.


Monday, March 2, 2009

Go Figure

I gave myself to Jesus, but he never calls.

Pinecone Stew