Will Add

Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Winnie

When good dogs make bad decisions on age-appropriate reading materials.

Martin Creed

Work No. 567: SMALL THINGS
2006
Neon
Installation at Palazzo dell'Arengario, Milan, Italy
Exhibition held by Fondazione Nicola Trussardi

A Poseuse

Claudin maintained that Esther lacked the wit with which she was accredited.

She was, he said, a poseuse who would interrupt a frivolous supper to talk about Saint-Simon, whom she had not read.

The Substitution

The prostitutes of Virtue Street knew that the substitution of Batista for Prio in the National Palace would make little difference to them....

The Cuban political system, such as it was, had already been tortured to death. The accumulated follies of fifty years were bearing their rotten fruit.

Angel Lair Ranch

Sierra County, New Mexico

Wish-Granters

It was September the __th, Brigitte Bardot's birthday.

Perhaps all the wish-granters were in France waiting for Brigitte Bardot to blow out the candles on her cake.

Do you remember this boat, Bettina?

Marcos Lopez

Urban Scenes

Cemetery and Ford F150 yellow

Buenos Aires, Argentine 2003

My Tireless Schedule

I had solid moments of my mind feelin' and actin' real fresh, the freshest I can remember since prayin' at the three dead soldier brothers' grave. I don't think they are watchin' me like I was hopin' or else they would protect me from growin' up so fast.

I bathed real good so I can be real good. I know that good sex is like a real good movie and I must be very precise and magnificent today. Evil is evil, but it only really counts when it can go on a long time. Evil is as hungry as me and my appetite to please has taken over every wakin' moment almost.

I could open and run a God damned charm school with my tireless schedule at this point.

Duncan Roy

"The script had more typos than the number of Hydroponic Sun Lamps for sale on eBay."

Marty And Betty

When drugs kick in and kick in good.

Thrilla In Manilla

"Thrilla in Manilla"

Acrylic on canvas 2009
Dimensions: 48 x 28 inches (122 x 72cm)
Original Signed, Titled, & Dated by Ludzska

Owned by Diane Caton, Charlottesville, VA, United States of America

When Evil Finds

Dogs are comin' north up the river road. It's like they always have a sense when my arrival is due. My dogs, and what dusty, dirty little angels they are today. Minnie Mouse, Micky and Puddles.

Guess lots of cars have been goin' back and forth to the boat club today. A pack of drunk river dogs who can't afford to dock at the Pinehurst Country Club. Cherry is the mom, but she got flattened over by the graveyard exit by crazy drinkers goin' as fast as they could to go see the boat races or maybe to go all the way north up the river road to have sex.

Smelly sex where you can't get it off of you after you spit on your hands and try to rub it off or even take a bath with two tablespoons of bleach. If people could be honest with themselves they would know that the smell never comes off.

When evil finds a home there is no cleanin' house.

Ingrid Bergman

Ingrid Bergman is captured by Gordon Parks while making Stromboli. (1949)

Norwegian-Styled Graffiti

This past Summer, the Norwegian government invited two well-known street artists by the names of Dolk and Pobel to turn abandoned warehouses and houses into something a bit more attractive.

They took care of Lofoten, a district of Nordland in Norway.

The art bears a striking similarity with Bansky. Nonetheless, here is some creative street art from Norway.

Regis

The main problem was Marion's husband, who was alternately high on alcohol and ether. The alcohol Tennessee didn't mind, but the smell of ether drove him crazy.

Regis had a glass eye and one evening, during dinner, to emphasize a point, he threw it at his mother-in-law. It landed in her soup. A lesser woman might have fainted, or screamed, but not Mrs. Black.

She rose to the top of Tennessee's list of gentlewomen. As though nothing had happened, she removed it gracefully with her soup spoon and passed it to Marion, saying she believed it was something that Regis had lost.

Edwina

Edwina found a sad young man sitting in the midst of his nice furniture. His wife had left him, and he didn't want any of it again.

Edwina bought it all, some of which she kept for more than half a century.

2010 Mercedes-Benz SLC

Maybe.

Catherine Coulson

My super friend, Catherine Coulson and her daughter unit, Zoey.

San Francisco, California

Last century.

Jerry Casale

GLOCK 38 .45 G.A.P.

It's what's for dinner.