All Fun

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.

Happy Birthday, Jesus!!

Happy Holidays!!
"Silent Night"
© Markus Henttonen

Road To

The road to mental health is just around the corner.
Not this corner, but a corner in another state.

Half

It was like when Burt Sugarman left a half lid of 'Maui Wowie' in the banquette at The Beverly Wilshire right before I had to walk across the street to the shrink.

Natural Born Killers

Woody Harrelson and Julliette Lewis
Oliver Stone's 'Natural Born Killers'
1994

And now . . .

Merry Thanksgiving!!

Michelle Loud

Mohave Freeway
1976

Some

I ran some today.  On purpose.

Merry Halloween !!!

Walks In

Jannelle is 5'10" and likes caviar and champagne and long walks in the park.

Is No

I hear an ice cream truck.
There is no ice cream truck.

It Was

It was like the time Gregory Peck tossed an aluminum ladder into the whirling blades of a helicopter.

There Was

There was a time when this kind of thing didn't matter.

The Party

During the first week she walked up and down the halls by herself and thought about this. She planned about being with some bunch almost as much as she thought of music. Those two things were in her head all the time. And finally she got the idea of the party.

She was strict with the invitations. No Grammar School kids and nobody under twelve years old. She just asked people between thirteen and fifteen. She knew everybody she invited good enough to speak to them in the halls - and when she didn't know their names she asked to find out. She called up those who had a telephone, and the rest she invited at school.

Held The

Harry's adult life held the lilting resonance of a teenage lolly gagging.

Bettina Gilois

More Partial Stories About Glass Hats

Its inscrutable combination of muscle and finesse bears evidence of endless tweaking.

No Message

No message is a message.
And now this!

How To

1. How to use promotional golf gifts for recreational drugs.

2. Trillions of dollars are sitting on the sidelines of the DJIA.

3. Being able to see through Courtney Love's new shirt.

4. All of the above.