Friday, March 2, 2012

Where It Counts

"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China.

If we spend it on gasoline, it goes to the Arabs.

If we buy a computer it will go to India.

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.

If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany.

If we purchase useless crap, it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy.

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in the United States.

I've been doing my part."

Dr. Marc Faber
Investment Analyst and Entrepreneur


The Cat Hag said...

Haha that is hilarious, and so very original! :)

The Cat Hag

Harmony said...

Have an awesome weekend, Hair!

Harmz xx

Andy said...

Lol ain't that the truth

sundersartwork said...

lOL, at least he is honest.

Anonymous said...

Should I buy a prostitute first

or a beer?

Lone Wolf Magazine said...

LOL!!!! Yes!

Lone Wolf Magazine

Geo. said...

The gentleman has obviously mistaken her for a cigar lighter.

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Randy said...

Excellent post.

Susan said...

Oh brother!

morfeas said...

is capitalism

Jéanne said...

Well, as the old adage says: "Charity begins at home." :)

ThimbleLady said...

hard reality

ThimbleLady said...

hard reality

Inspiring Scent Of Rain said...

long live the good doctor :)

Anonymous said...

I think even the stupid liberals are seeing reality.

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