And Was

. . . and was last seen driving a white or gray Ford or Chevrolet full-size pickup, police said.

12 LBS.

Kobe beef burger.

Fresh Out

Fresh out of the mental ward and she looks like a professional biker.

Bet On

Wilber upped his stake from 10,597,980 shares to 36,542,216 shares on Dec 6th, which is 37.3% of the company.

I'd bet on ****** preferred shares any day over you idiots posting from mommy's basement.

Ahem

19 degrees

2 - 3 inches of ice

500 flights cancelled at DFW International Airport

15 18-wheelers jack-knifed on the I35-South

The Photographer

1.) Wrong subject.

2.) Wrong location.

Hail

Joey Romero, 24, said he and his girlfriend rode out the storm in the freezer of a Sonic Burger restaurant at a service station in Rice.

They were driving from Dallas to Houston when it started to hail, he said.

Uh Oh

Happy Thanksgiving 2010

Texans

Q. Do people really talk like that in Texas?

A. Only when it's appropriate ma'am.

The Lot

I expect nothing but gratuitous violence from the lot of you.

The Jones'

Two more chemtrails over the Jones' house today.

Fall

Fall on Turtle Creek.

A Million Dollars

An examination of the nonprofit's tax returns and other documents revealed that the charity provided him with at least a million dollars in salary over four years, and the use of a $1.4 million home and the $350,000 Bentley.

Dream Land

Winnie on Turtle Creek.

And Bake

Pull out of the garage and bake.

Indeed

"Well, Monsieur de Guyon," said she at last, "I don't find you very witty to-day."

"Indeed," said he, seeking to look straight into her eyes, "but I have waited long for the opportunity."

With The World

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."

Betrand Russell

"The Day The Earth Stood Still"

"Still, I'll say, it's DOA."

Klaatu

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