Kevin At The Getty

a.) Perhaps a bottle of your finest would be handsome to this conversation.

b.) Would you take the air with me?

c.) Do you wanna funk?

d.) All of the above.

Kevin At The Getty

a.) it was like stepping on the third rail

b.) the tornado was so loud that you could barely hear the screams of the campers

c.) indicative of deceptive imitations in the voice patterns

d.) all of the above

Kevin At The Getty

Dear Kevin At The Getty,

Can we change our astrological sign if we are so inclined?

Pisces In Peoria

Dear Pisces In Peoria,

Nope. You're a Pisces and that's that. If you should try and change that, a Porsche dealership somewhere will go out of business - maybe in Palm Beach or Westport!

Kevin At The Getty

Kevin At The Getty

"It was a cross between losing a major appendage in a fiery car wreck and having Camille Grammer latch onto your arm in public."

Kevin At The Getty

"It was like staring into the eyes of a cobra without an antacid."