Monday, March 30, 2009

Friday, March 27, 2009

Tight


The Big Apple, polished with Rockefeller spit and wiped on the tight pants of a multitude of Puerto Ricans.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Michael Besman


"Another project illustrating the ominous underbelly of decency . . . . another day."

Sunday, March 22, 2009

The Crown


Place it upon your head and you assume a different pose - tranquil, yet radiating assurance.

Never show doubt, never lose your dignity beneath the crown, or it will not fit.

It will seem to be destined for one more worthy.

Do not wait for a coronation; the greatest emperors crown themselves.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Country Club Manor


Hollywood, California

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

In The Crossfire


I was caught in the crossfire between two strong and determined hedonists and staring into a monkey's eyes to fall asleep.

It was only Monday.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Klaatu Speaks


Overheard Saturday, March 14th after the DGA screening of "Watchmen."

Woman #1: The special effects gave me a headache and I'm exhausted from trying to follow all the plots.

Woman #2: I was distracted by Dr. Manhattan. I wonder if he's with an escort service. That Mr. Blue is endowed !

Woman #1: Darling, it's CGI. Let's go outside, I need a cigarette.


Klaatu

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Hondo Texas


The sky is make of shiny spokes and blue tinted cotton candy today.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

St. Nick


David Lowery's, "St. Nick" at SXSW

Narrative Feature
World Premiere
Screening In: Emerging Visions
Screening Times

12:00 PM, Sunday March 15th - Alamo Ritz 2

2:30 PM, Tuesday March 17th - Alamo Ritz 2

12:30 PM, Friday March 20th - Alamo Ritz 2

everything subject to change

don't blink boys and girls

Saturday, March 7, 2009

It Was Imperative.


I was contacted yesterday by the New World Order via my Blackberry.

I was informed that it was imperative that I lend them my Chrysler.

Bettina told me to give them an emphatic no.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Bill Reid Hollywood Producer


"That story pitch went down like the jagged edge of a Centrum Performance vitamin broken in half."

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Up There


They're up in their room with Larry Mondellow.

I think they're trading marbles.

Bowm-chicka-bow-bow.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Go Figure


I gave myself to Jesus, but he never calls.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Will Add


Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Winnie


When good dogs make bad decisions on age-appropriate reading materials.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Martin Creed


Work No. 567: SMALL THINGS
2006
Neon
Installation at Palazzo dell'Arengario, Milan, Italy
Exhibition held by Fondazione Nicola Trussardi

Monday, February 23, 2009

A Poseuse


Claudin maintained that Esther lacked the wit with which she was accredited.

She was, he said, a poseuse who would interrupt a frivolous supper to talk about Saint-Simon, whom she had not read.

Friday, February 20, 2009

The Substitution


The prostitutes of Virtue Street knew that the substitution of Batista for Prio in the National Palace would make little difference to them....

The Cuban political system, such as it was, had already been tortured to death. The accumulated follies of fifty years were bearing their rotten fruit.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

 
Pinecone Stew