Bill Reid Hollywood Producer

To: Bill Reid -- bigbigred@aol.com
From: Jack Nicholson -- unclejack@sbcglobal.net
Sent: 2/22/2011 1:47 AM

I just got your email and wanted to make sure you made your flight to Turkey. K? Well? Huh?




To: Jim Jarmusch -- crazeejimmyjoe@roadrunner.net 
cc: Barbra Streisand -- GiantFrigginStar@msn.com, Jack Nicholson -- unclejack@sbcglobal.net, Kool Marder -- toocoolforfools@aol.com, Roman Polanski -- shortnsexy@aol.com
From: Bill Reid -- bigbigred@aol.com
2/22/2011 3:12 AM

Well, I made it on time. I was picked up at the airport in a very nice Range Rover with flowers and a camera man on board. The hotel is very nice! It looks like I will be having a small entourage follow me around for the filming.




To: Bill Reid -- bigbigred@aol.com
From: Roman Polanski -- shortnsexy@aol.com
Sent: 2/22/2011 3:15 AM

What's the little chick-a-dee situation there in Istanbul? I mean, is it worth it?




To: Bill Red -- bigbigred@aol.com
From: Jack Nicholson -- unclejack@sbcglobal.net
Sent: 2/22/2011 3:18 AM

Get to the part about the oily brick of hash in the fruit basket. K? Well? Huh?

Bill Reid Hollywood Producer

To: Bill Reid -- bigbigred@aol.com
From: Jack Nicholson -- unclejack@sbcglobal.net
Sent: 2/22/2011 1:47 AM

I just got your email and wanted to make sure you made your flight to Turkey. K? Well? Huh?




To: Jim Jarmusch -- crazeejimmyjoe@roadrunner.net
cc: Barbra Streisand -- GiantFrigginStar@msn.com, Jack Nicholson -- unclejack@sbcglobal.net, Kool Marder -- toocoolforfools@aol.com, Roman Polanski -- shortnsexy@aol.com
From: Bill Reid -- bigbigred@aol.com
2/22/2011 3:12 AM

Well, I made it on time. I was picked up at the airport in a very nice Range Rover with flowers and a camera man on board. The hotel is very nice! It looks like I will be having a small entourage follow me around for the filming.




To: Bill Reid -- bigbigred@aol.com
From: Roman Polanski -- shortnsexy@aol.com
Sent: 2/22/2011 3:15 AM

What's the little chick-a-dee situation there in Istanbul? I mean, is it worth it?




To: Bill Red -- bigbigred@aol.com
From: Jack Nicholson -- unclejack@sbcglobal.net
Sent: 2/22/2011 3:18 AM

Get to the part about the oily brick of hash in the fruit basket. K? Well? Huh?

Bill Reid Hollywood Producer

From: Roman Polanski -- shortnsexy@aol.com
To: Jack Nicholson -- unclejack@sbcglobal.net
Sent: 7/23/2010 12;13 AM

Now that little ole me is no longer under house arrest in Switzerland, I feel like a human being. Well . . . as much of a human being as someone like me can feel. The outpouring of kindness and small gifts from the international community is both humbling AND heartwarming. In all honesty though, I can't wait to find some fresh young babes to get the old Polanski juices to flowing and glowing . . . if you get my drift.

I keep getting these interesting head shots of some chick named "Okinawa" left with the concierge at my apartment in Paris. Persistent little devil, I must say.

From: Jack Nicholson -- unclejack@sbcglobal.net
To: Jim Jarmusch -- crazeejimmyjoe@roadrunner.com
Sent: 7/23/2010 1:47 AM

I'm getting pictures and resumes from that chick named "Oneida" just like Roman. I'm getting the willies up here whenever they are left under the gate. Something makes me feel that these may have that scary pimp Gloria Allred written all over them!

From: Jim Jarmusch -- crazeejimmyjoe@roadrunner.com
To: Bill Reid -- bigbigred@aol.com
Sent: 7/26/2010 3:12 AM

I played an intense and satisfying 2 sets of tennis with my trainer and decided to refresh and renew myself on the lanai with a big glass of iced tea. I had no sooner than plomped my feet up on the table when I noticed a stack of unsolicited pictures and resumes from some boney-assed girl name "Oksana". WTF ??!! Is a man's sanctuary no longer sacred in this town?

From: Bill Reid -- bigbigred@aol.com
To: Roman Polanski -- shortnsexy@aol.com
Sent: 7/26/2010 3:15 AM

Someone left a Rubik's Cube in my box downstairs at the hotel here! I'm up here shaking like a stripper in a Mexican truck stop!!!

Bill Reid Hollywood Producer

From: Roman Polanski -- shortnsexy@aol.com
To Jack Nicholson -- unclejack@sbcglobal.net
Sent: 5/27/2009 12:38 AM
I like climbing into bed and cruising Craigslist on my Blackberry and
playing like I am young enough to have sex with the babes who post on there
without paying for it!
What do you like to do??? And make it juicy! xxxRomanxxx
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone with Nextel Direct Connect


From: Jack Nicholson -- unclejack@sbcglobal.net
To: Bill Reid -- bigbigred@aol.com
Sent: Wed, 27 May 2009 12:36 pm
I like to look at the chickadees in the gym and wonder what
would happen if their sports bras "accidentally" POPPED off. Remember in the
old movies when the lady's dress would get caught on something, then
rrrrrrrrip, and she was standing there in her slip? Why can't that
happen in the gym to people that I psychically demand suddenly be
attracted to me ???


From Bill Reid -- bigbigred@aol.com
To: Jim Jarmusch -- crazeejimmyjoe@roadrunner.com
Sent: Wed, 27 May 2009 1:47 pm
I'm on location in my hotel room doing rewrites for the next day's shoot.
Room Service is at the door with the meal I ordered.